Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch

[Joe Republic]

A 9 day headache sounds to me like the onset of a brain tumor.  Might want to get the Indians to check that for you.

[Joe Republic]

Or better yet, look up some videos of other people walking around.  That won't take as much time or nearly as much space.

[Joe Republic]

I'm just saying, today I helped load about 1,000 bottles of water into a truck at a food pantry near my school and than packed about 50 shoeboxs for Operation Christmas Child (it was Service Day at our school).

I'm not a fan of the Update, but I mean, come on man! The next day you have off, you should at least offer to come in and help out. I did that when I worked at Miami Subs even when I didn't miss any days and it helped me last a lot longer than I should have .

Why on earth should Bushie do any of that?  King Jesus will provide everything the needy and vulnerable could ever want or need; they simply have to snuggle in His warm bosom and let Him talk to them inside their heads.

[Joe Republic]

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[Joe Republic]

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Only two spaces left already!!

[Joe Republic]

Whose opinion does count?

[Joe Republic]

^ That's a good question actually.  Bushie, what do you drive?

[Joe Republic]

I drive a 2006 Nissan Sentra.

Is it paid for, or do your parents make payments on it?

[Joe Republic]

Well thank god that Bushie is helping his 123-and-a-half-year-old grandmother with the dishes at least. The poor lady.

And to think she does all this with only one leg!

[Joe Republic]

Entering Heaven with the Mind of a Little Child

My vote goes to this.