The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[Joe Republic]

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Dammne, someone deleted the original thread?  Now we'll never know the context.

No, Sanders just screwed up the quote coding.

[Joe Republic]

Oooh, maybe he'll meet with Lech Walesa and accidentally start attacking unions.

Maybe when he goes to Israel he'll ask Netanyahu to tear down the Western Wall.

[Joe Republic]

In reference to The Hobbit:

What's the big deal here? All the great trilogies have three parts.

[Joe Republic]

Yes, but I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt that it was intentional.

[Joe Republic]

Vice President - Atheist2006 (D-DE)

Secretary of State - t_host1 (O-AR)
Secretary of the Treasury - Wonkish1 (R-WI)
Secretary of Defense - CaDan (?-??)
Attorney General - WhyteRain (?-??)
Secretary of the Interior - BigSkyBob (R-MT)
Secretary of Commerce - Landslide Lyndon/px75 (I-GR)
Secretary of Labor - Krazen (R-PA)
Secretary of Heath and Human Services - TheGlobalizer (I-NM)
Secretary of Housing & Urban Development - milhouse24 (?-??)
Secretary of Transportation - thrillr111 (D-OH)
Secretary of Education - Vermin Supreme (O-AU)
Secretary of Veterans Affairs - ModernBourbon Democrat (L-PL)
Secretary of Homeland Security - nhmagic (R-NH)

Chief of Staff - Politico (?-??)
UN Ambassador - NY Jew - (R-NY)
Chairman of the Council of Economic Advisers - Bandit (G-KY)

[Joe Republic]

Unintentional humor:

These liberal "facts" are inaccurate.  Repealing Obamacare would reduce the national debt by 10 trillion dollars and putting G-d back in the classroom would lead to an additional 4 trillion in savings.

Where do you get that from. The Congressional Budget Office says that repealling ObamaCare would actually increase the deficit by a few hundred billions.

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...most of my high school class stayed in South Carolina for the 4 years because they didn't want to change scenery, but I went to North Carolina...

Wow, so exotic!  Was there a culture shock?  Hard to get used to the food?

[Joe Republic]

I find it more bizarre that True Romance and Top Gun were directed by the same person.

RIP to the director of the former.

Wait, you got this joke, but not the exact same joke Lewis made when he wished happy birthday to WM but not Inks?

[Joe Republic]

RIP

A reminder that it won't be long before we become a planet with no living moonwalkers.

First Michael Jackson now this...

RIP, but that's what he gets for blood doping.

I hope you are flying with the angels far beyond the travel of our mortal coil to see the face of the God I long to see.

Be at Peace Neil Mission Accomplished

[Joe Republic]

It's nothing compared to that D-WA guy talking to himself in the Washington megathread

[Joe Republic]

My favorite part of that post was that Phil selected an insult from Aladdin to direct at Xahar.

[Joe Republic]

My favorite part of that post was that Phil selected an insult from Aladdin to direct at Xahar.

Oops! Wrong subcontinent.

Wasn't meant to be an Aladdin reference though that it where most of us first heard of people like Xahar.

Xahar is an impoverished apple thief who supernaturally deceives his way into becoming a prince?  What an [inks]hole!

[Joe Republic]

Obama would hopefully then pin Romney down and cut his ugly hair in front of all his friends.

[Joe Republic]

Yes, the past four years have pushed me further to the right on economics, but I am still to the left of many people on many social issues, especially relative to most Republicans.

Such as your belief that gay marriage is not a priority for America because gays usually die of AIDS anyway, so why should anybody care?

He did say "relative to most Republicans."

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This entry is to be displayed in the JSojourner Memorial 'People Who Converse With Their Own Sock Puppet' wing of the Institute:

UMMM.....by bringing attention to a serious problem which threatens our national security.

Stop it. NOW.

Appropriately enough, kenyanobama never said anything again after his puppet master apparently regained control of his own fractured psyche.

Oh yeah, and this means mondale84 has been banned.

[Joe Republic]

Obama will crumble under Mitt's legendary wit and flawless comic timing, but what man wouldn't?

[Joe Republic]

Re: Arlen Specter reported to have died

Happy Birthday Naso!