Fiscal conservative Christie takes helicopter, limo to son's baseball game

[Joe Republic]

Not enough money for teachers or schools or poor people, but this fat hypocrite can't walk 100 yards to a baseball field.

Have you seen the guy?  Of course he can't walk that kind of distance.  It'd take him a whole day.

[Joe Republic]

Not enough money for teachers or schools or poor people, but this fat hypocrite can't walk 100 yards to a baseball field.

Have you seen the guy?  Of course he can't walk that kind of distance.  It'd take him a whole day.

I highly doubt it'd take Christie an entire day to walk 100 yards.

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You've been elected President down in Atlasia, have you?  Interesting.

[Joe Republic]

The more important question here is how on earth the helicopter managed to stay airborne.