If only Atlas existed...

[Joe Republic]

Alpha Quadrant, stardate 46738.92


Joe Republic:  Romulans (LINK) have attempted to trick the Enterprise-D into crossing the Neutral Zone (LINK), where two Romulan Warbirds were waiting to capture or destroy it. Captain Jean-Luc Picard (LINK), of the United Federation of Planets, foreseeing a possible trap, had quietly contacted the Klingons beforehand.  As a result, the Enterprise (LINK) was covertly accompanied into the Neutral Zone by three Klingon Birds-of-Prey. The Romulans, now evenly matched, decided that the price of the Enterprise's destruction was too high and retreated.  (Buy Viagra now, LINK)

{Yeah, 400 years from now Joe is still posting large sections of newscopy , without even bothering to clean it up or remove superfluous links.}

um what

I think you have me confused with someone else.

[Joe Republic]

2020

Wormyguy:  Ron Paul is guaranteed to win this election.  It's finally time for everybody to join the RLOVEution!!!
Jbrase:  YEAH!!!  By the way, dude, get back on WoW, we have a battle in 5 minutes.
Wormyguy:  I can't, my mom is making me do laundry.

[Joe Republic]

What do you mean?  I took a break from the forum for a few months just after New Years, but I never said I wasn't coming back.

[Joe Republic]

What do you mean?  I took a break from the forum for a few months just after New Years, but I never said I wasn't coming back.

Ah yes, here we are: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=122436.msg2687995#msg2687995

And Dave's response was to ban him.  Therefore, my offer to resign was no longer necessary.  Mission accomplished, I say. 

Kudos for taking the time out of your busy schedule to search for that, though.  I never knew my history garnered so much interest to you.

lol, at least the one I did is realistic. I have never in my life played WoW

Dude, the skit was set in 2020.  There's still plenty of time for you to start.

where you on the other hand have indeed been an a**hole, and have then been told to go f**k yourself as a result.

Such hostility!  Truth be told, I don't think I've ever interacted with you before.  In fact, I have only ever paid as much attention to your posts as they truly deserve.  So feel free to put my name on your Enemies List if you like, but I'm afraid I don't have any lists at all to add your forgettable name to.  Sorry. 

[Joe Republic]

... I don't follow.  What "happened already"?

[Joe Republic]

... I don't follow.  What "happened already"?

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=110319.msg2348283#msg2348283

Ah yes, some of my proudest work in that thread.