Another serious/sarcastic sh**tpost:
If you go to a convenience store on a road trip through a state where abortion is illegal, do you think the clerk would understand why you say “May Christ be with you!” when you normally thank them upon check out? Would it be something if they are like “huh?” And you are like “shhhh… I know who’s in charge around here”. What if they replied back with “And with your spirit!”
$50 if one of you does it.
You're more likely then not to just be seen as a right wing loony evangelical.
