Takes the GOP establishment consensus position on every single issue, except he's also randomly strongly in favor of trans rights.
I could actually see that because there would be people like that who have trans family members, and that suddenly gives them empathy.
I know trans people, including a family member, too. I have nothing against them or against trans rights in general. Literally all I have said is that I don't approve of trans women in women's sports and think we should be careful about youth transition, while generally opposing GOP attempts to ban it outright. Also that there are important distinctions between biological sex and subjective gender identity, and we shouldn't erase them completely or demonize those who point this out.
This is a totally mainstream, normie position. If it fails to conform to the "Agree with literally all of our most extreme positions or you're a bigot" philosophy, sorry not sorry.
Anyway, what about gun control? Woud this hypothetical Evil Alben Barkley not support that too?
Yeah, I could see him being an ancestral and extremely culturally elitist suburban Republican that supported gun control for racist reasons and was a William F Buckley acolyte.