Are you bothered by unnatural sexualities?

[Kingpoleon]

And I don't mean switching between homosexuality, bisexuality, and asexuality- I mean disgusting straights.

Of course I am (just like I am with excessive tattoos and piercings and rebel culture in general).  I tend to look away in disgust when I see these types.  It may not be a good thing, but it is certainly my natural reaction.

[Kingpoleon]

Can you define this further because I have no idea what a "disgusting straight" is?

Basically someone like Lincoln. Obviously Buchanan was better.

[Kingpoleon]

Kingpoleon is attempting parody, of course:

And I don't mean switching between natural colors- I mean colors like blue, pink, purple, and green

Of course I am (just like I am with excessive tattoos and piercings and rebel culture in general).  I tend to look away in disgust when I see these types.  It may not be a good thing, but it is certainly my natural reaction.

You tried your best.

I used almost the exact same words.