Your reported and deleted posts?

[Kingpoleon]

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I have less than Ted?

I'm a boring 0/0.

[Kingpoleon]

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I have less than Ted?

I'm a boring 0/0.

Don't worry, I can report ten or even twenty of your posts. They likely won't be moderated, but your record would look more impressive.

Ah, gee, thanks!

I'll report a hundred of yours pro quo pro.

[Kingpoleon]

Reported Posts:   180
Moderated Posts: 88

BRTD used to be responsible for most of my reported posts, before he decided that "Jesus is against reporting".

This is still one of my favorite posts I've ever made:

Jesus returned to the Mount of Olives, but early the next morning he logged back on the forum. A crowd soon gathered in IRC and he started posting with them. As he was typing, the moderators of the forum and the ban brigade brought a woman who had been caught in the act of trolling. They put her in front of the forum.

"Teacher,” they said to Jesus, “this woman was caught in the act of trolling. The site's Terms of Service says to ban her. What do you say?”

They were trying to trap him into saying something they could use against him, but Jesus stooped down and started playing Candy Crush on his phone. They kept demanding an answer, so he posted again and said, “All right, but let the one who is without infraction cast the first death point!" Then he stooped down again and played some more Candy Crush.

When the accusers read this, they started logging off one by one, beginning with the oldest, until only Jesus was on the forum with the woman. Then Jesus started posting again and said to the woman, “Where are your accusers? Didn’t even one of them condemn you?”

“No, Lord,” she said.

And Jesus said, “Neither do I. Go and troll no more.”

As for me:
Reported Posts:   296
Moderated Posts:   102

I guess you disagree with the theory of Jesus having written the names of the women the Pharisees had slept with...