I love these thinly veiled excuses to brag about Minneapolis.
"I can't believe somewhere in Oklahoma actually di... I mean MINNEAPOLIS DID THIS YEARS AGO ALONG WITH MANY OTHER AGREEABLY AWESOME AND SUPERIORLY PROGRESSIVE THINGS BECAUSE MINNEAPOLIS IS THE GREATEST BECAUSE IT'S WHERE I LIVE.. I mean sitll though I can't believe Jokelahoma could harbor such a place unlike MINNEAPOLIS WHICH HARBORS ALL KINDS OF AGREEABLY AWESOME AND SUPERIORLY PROGRESSIVE THINGS LIKE EVERYTHING A PROGRESSIVE COULD EVER WANT LIKE SPITTING IN CONSERVATIVES' DINNERS!"
If we just revise history so he didn't ever explore the New World, everything's fixed!:)
