Update

[Rob]

That's why I'm going to give her until August 1.  That's more than enough time to "process" everything.  If she wants to talk, awesome, we'll talk.  If she doesn't, then I'll take my ring back. 

Unless the bitch has already pawned it for meth.

[Rob]

That's why I'm going to give her until August 1.  That's more than enough time to "process" everything.  If she wants to talk, awesome, we'll talk.  If she doesn't, then I'll take my ring back.

Unless the bitch has already pawned it for meth.

Dude, hate to be cruel, BUT

I think her ovaries are "processing" some semen right now.  Then he'll get "(BuskOK), you're a nice guy, but I don't think it's gonna workout" on 8/1/09.  Hope I'm wrong, BUT......

PLACE YER BETS!!!! 

I wish I had something positive to say. Something inspiring. I really do. But liars go to hell, and this shit is hilarious.

[Rob]

God does not want this to be.

Wow

It gets even better.

Waits for Walter to call me self righteous even as Flyers claims to speak for God.

If Republicans can speak for the Lord, why can't Flyers? He's trying to help Okie out there.

[Rob]

I wonder what would happen if BushOK showed his fiancée this thread

"I never met nobody who could figure out that Interweb before. You write real good."

[Rob]

so i take it you were hoping to impregnate this woman during this sexual encounter?

If she got knocked up, it wasn't fornication. i.e., he was doing her for the Lord; not for the flesh.

[Rob]

I'll humbly admit I am a hypocrite for the things I have said versus the things I have done.  God, naturally, did not approve of the pre-marital sex, but I have already asked for and been forgiven for that sin, I just have to live with the consequences.  In terms of sin, God doesn't look at it any better or worse than a little white lie.

You seem to be on pretty intimate terms with the Lord. You should ask Him what the next winning Powerball numbers are going to be!

he past is in the past and there's no need to "cry over spilled milk" as the old adage goes.

Of course, the milk wasn't "spilled," it was dumped inside of her. Seriously, dude, couldn't you have come onto her tits or something? More romantic than a resulting out-of-wedlock pregnancy, imo.

are all Okies this clueless?

[Rob]

I felt like it was only fair to update all of my friends here on the current state of me and my ex Asian Mistress.

Be honest now, son- you chose an Asian girl because she wouldn't laugh at your small dick, right?

[Rob]

I hope she still has the magnifine glass she'd use to find my member!

Damn boy, I know it's fun to occasionally poke fun at oneself, but damn dude.........how would that even work?

He'll tell her it's a scientific experiment. That's like the most erotic thing you can say to an Asian.