Oh look, he finally did something that any other presidential candidate would've done out of basic common sense. Let's give him a cookie.
You know the worst thing about Trump? Trump always wants some credit for some sh** he's supposed to do. Trump will brag about some sh** a normal man just does. Trump will say some sh** like, "I commit to the treaties we're part of." You're supposed to, you dumb motherf***er! What are you talking about?" What kind of ignorant sh** is that? "I ain't never been with Russian hookers!" What do you want, a cookie?! You're not supposed to be with Russian hookers, you low-expectation-having motherf***er!
F*** man! I'm tired of this sh**! You know what the worst thing about Trump? Trump loves to NOT know. Nuttin' make Trump happier than not knowin' the answer to your question. Just ask Trump a question. Any question! Hey Trump, what's the capital of the DRC? "Well, there's a lot of great capitals in the world. Washington, DC is great. Have you seen our beautiful hotel on Pennsylvania avenue? It's tremendous really great!" Trump loves when it's great. Trump hates knowledge. Sh**. Trump breaks into your house you want to save your money? Put it in your books. Cuz Trump doesn't read. Just put the money in the books. Sh** books are like Kryptonite to Trump. Here's a book! AAHHH!!NO!NOT A BOOK! NO!NOOOO!
