Democratic primary - My mom is probably to the left of my dad, but only barely, and my dad would probably actually run to the left of my mom. If I had to briefly describe their politics, I would say my dad is one of the few white middle-aged men without a college degree to be passionately against Trump, as well as supporting Clinton in the primaries. His best political analogue would probably be someone along the lines of Howard Dean. My mom is a fairly standard #resistance/pantsuit nation social dem. Her campaign would probably look exactly like Hillary Clinton's with the exception that my mom is much more tech-literate and much better at being a relatable human being to Millennials. My mom is also originally from Wyoming, but treats it roughly the way IceSpear treats West Virginia, so I imagine her losing there in a landslide. I also see my dad doing well in the North East thanks to his liberal-Catholic background.
So the map would look something like this, I imagine. I have my dad winning, since I have this image in my head of my mom saying something like "I think they have to suck it up and live without my tax dollars" when asked about farm subsidies or "people will still be able to buy guns. But if they do, their children will be immediately taken away by CPS."
Dad (hypothetical running mate Bill Foster)Mom (hypothetical running mate Tammy Duckworth, after Justin Trudeau turns her down due to his ineligibility)
