Don't knock anybody up, Harry, unless you're ready for a 300 mile drive in any direction in order to get it taken care of.
I'm more liberal than Harry on social issues, but I don't believe in premarital sex. I've actually had people mistake me for a conservative. (Hmmm, I'd be a great ideological secret agent. My vice is gluttony. If you count up the number of times I drank eggnog, ate pie, ate hash browns, ate ice cream, or ate anything else containing lots of fat or sugar, the total dwarfs the number of times James Bond has had wild, orgasmic sex with a beautiful woman.)