Why I will support Joe Republic for President

[CheeseWhiz]

I just want to say that I understand you, Emsworth!

You have my second preference, I wish I could give you my first, my brother just picked a bad time to run, (should have done it when I didn't like any of the candidates.)

I also wanted to say that I oppose a minimum wage, it just doesn't seem right for the Feds to interfere with private businesses.

[CheeseWhiz]

Besides, why is pork in Nyman worse than pork in Belle Fourche? (not that we'd have any )

No, I make sure of that

And what pork is there, anyway?  As far as I know the Senate is relatively porkless

If you change a certain Senator from Southeast's “c” in their name to a “k” you get Porke, don’t you think that’s a bit suspicion?

We're having enough troubles figuring out our budget right now, let alone adding however much more you'd give to us.

Amen to that!