Some questions

[CheeseWhiz]

Peter Bell--because he's Jew, and because I suspect it.
You--because you asked this question
JFK--seriously, isn't it obvious
True Democrat--he's been acting like Peter's bitch lately
htmldon--he hates the South
Alcon--the name stands for ALways a CONspirator
Keystone Phil--KonsPiracy can be abbrevited KP
Dubya--why not?
Andrew
Ilikeverin--Verin's a character in a book who likes Conspiracies

Evidently, nobody knows about the part I play in the FEC.

Eeeexcellent.

Quiet, you're not a secret weapon if you keep talking about it.  I'm going to have to take this to THE COUNCIL!

Am I on... THE COUNCIL?

[CheeseWhiz]

Peter Bell--because he's Jew, and because I suspect it.
You--because you asked this question
JFK--seriously, isn't it obvious
True Democrat--he's been acting like Peter's bitch lately
htmldon--he hates the South
Alcon--the name stands for ALways a CONspirator
Keystone Phil--KonsPiracy can be abbrevited KP
Dubya--why not?
Andrew
Ilikeverin--Verin's a character in a book who likes Conspiracies

Evidently, nobody knows about the part I play in the FEC.

Eeeexcellent.

Quiet, you're not a secret weapon if you keep talking about it.  I'm going to have to take this to THE COUNCIL!

Am I on... THE COUNCIL?

You would know if you were.

Would I?  Or is the membership so secretive that even THE COUNCIL doesn't know?

[CheeseWhiz]

Peter Bell--because he's Jew, and because I suspect it.
You--because you asked this question
JFK--seriously, isn't it obvious
True Democrat--he's been acting like Peter's bitch lately
htmldon--he hates the South
Alcon--the name stands for ALways a CONspirator
Keystone Phil--KonsPiracy can be abbrevited KP
Dubya--why not?
Andrew
Ilikeverin--Verin's a character in a book who likes Conspiracies

Evidently, nobody knows about the part I play in the FEC.

Eeeexcellent.

Quiet, you're not a secret weapon if you keep talking about it.  I'm going to have to take this to THE COUNCIL!

Am I on... THE COUNCIL?

You would know if you were.

Would I?  Or is the membership so secretive that even THE COUNCIL doesn't know?

Sorry, the answer to that is only available to 'The Pancake Ones'.

Am I part of... The Pancake Ones?

[CheeseWhiz]

Sorry, the answer to that is only available to those who have done the Unspeakable Task.

Have I done...  The Unspeakable Task?

[CheeseWhiz]

Sorry, the answer to that is only available to those who have done the Unspeakable Task.

Have I done...  The Unspeakable Task?

Is the skin on the back of your left hand purple yet?

Is it?

[CheeseWhiz]

Sorry, the answer to that is only available to those who have done the Unspeakable Task.

Have I done...  The Unspeakable Task?

Is the skin on the back of your left hand purple yet?

Is it?

Only you know that...

Or do you? *eyebrow*

Do I?

[CheeseWhiz]

Still waiting for a response from Cosmo Kramer.  Hopefully he'll respond before Verin and Cheesewhiz bury this thread in pointlessisms.  

Pointless it was not.  Learned you that; FEC leads to unspeakable task, unspeakable task leads to Pancake ones, Pancake ones leads to the (spooky voice) council.  Much conspiracy in you, I sense. 

Nevertheless, stop I will.

[CheeseWhiz]

I'm not going to respond about the matter because any attempt at intelligent debate will be met with mockery from KEmperor and the others.

Mock you, I will not; if respond you do.

[CheeseWhiz]

Mock you, I will not; if respond you do.

Know that you were a fan of chiasmus, I did not.

Forum Elite joke, it is.

[CheeseWhiz]

I'm not going to respond about the matter because any attempt at intelligent debate will be met with mockery from KEmperor and the others.

Mock you, I will not; if respond you do.

If respond you do not, then proved our point, you have.