Are you two brothers or something?
No, are you nuts?!? Absolutely not… Why our viewpoints are totally different, I don’t understand why you would think that. That’s preposterous. Totally nuts, I tell you! Nuts! Bananas! What would make you think that? Is this a joke? You’re kidding, right? Nuts, I tell you, nuts! I think you must be crazy! That’s a ridiculous claim. Outrageous! You’re out of your mind! It’s absurd to think that! No sensible person would think that! Why the question’s laughable! It’s ludicrous! It’s insane!
So… What took you so long to figure it out?
