BRTD vs jmfcst: Who is the better Christian?

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I'm curious to see the list of sins tallied against me by this board.  I am sure it will include sleeping with my wife, being an integrated member of society, and living a facultative carnivorous lifestyle.

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Jmfcst, but not because of his version of Christian theology...

why not because of my version of Christian theology?  you've certainly shown that you agree with my interpretation of scripture

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Haha, I noticed Opebo posted in this thread and before even opening it I just knew he would talk about the lion.

dude, I have you beat by a mile and a half, if not light years!  I knew, before opebo even posted, that opebo would be posting in this thread.  And I knew, before he posted, that when he did post he would mention a lion, which is why I mentioned me “living a facultative carnivorous lifestyle” in order to contrast myself with the lion’s obligate carnivorous lifestyle.

In fact, I was so certain he would post in order to mention a lion, I looked up the traits of a lion beforehand, so I could preemptively make a witty distinction between myself and the lion.

…and I did it all for the love of opebo – he is such the predictable putz.

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The fact is, this entire thread pretty much wrote itself

LOL!  I thnk that pretty much goes for any thread on this forum.

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ok, I concede, BRTD is a better Christian than me...but I have better tastes.

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I'm curious to see the list of sins tallied against me by this board.  I am sure it will include sleeping with my wife, being an integrated member of society, and living a facultative carnivorous lifestyle.

You monster.

...and you don't even want to know what I'm like during full moon.