Advice for President Obama

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

Some have claimed that my unique perspective on things from politics to pop culture make me "America"....

Don't be so gullible, McFly...it's just those who hate any idea or concept are attempting to make you the poster child for said idea or concept.  To those who hate America, you are the poster child for America.  For those who hate the GOP, you are made out to be the poster child for the GOP.

and it's not that they hate you, you're very likeable, it's just that they find you to be a rube...therefore it's easy for them to make a strawman argument by adopting you as the poster child.

so my advice to you is turn the tables on them and charge a quarter for each usage

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

so my advice to you is turn the tables on them and charge a quarter for each usage

Is that how much you charge for each 'usage'?

depends on how valuable the whore of mine is.  But, for you?  nothing, but I would advise the John to use a condom...or two...or three

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

depends on how valuable the whore of mine is.  But, for you?  nothing, but I would advise the John to use a condom...or two...or three

Something makes me doubt that the jmfcst is pimpin'.  But carry on with your bad self.

Hey, my brotha, I's don't always pimp, but when I does, i's likes to keep my John's clean...otherwise they might ooze on my suit, ya dig?