Angry NH Women v. Angry Scottish Men

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Pure tossup.
Scotland is better than NH, Scotland has sheep, but women are also infinitely better than men.

You nasty, terrible misandrist!

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Pure tossup.
Scotland is better than NH, Scotland has sheep, but women are also infinitely better than men.

You nasty, terrible misandrist!

I know, right? You are laid so low by the matriarchy.

Down with the matriachy! Make love, not war!

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Pure tossup.
Scotland is better than NH, Scotland has sheep, but women are also infinitely better than men.

You nasty, terrible misandrist!

I know, right? You are laid so low by the matriarchy.

Down with the matriachy! Make love, not war!

Plot twist: You were the matriarchy the whole time.

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Pure tossup.
Scotland is better than NH, Scotland has sheep, but women are also infinitely better than men.

You nasty, terrible misandrist!

I know, right? You are laid so low by the matriarchy.

Down with the matriachy! Make love, not war!

two very contradictory sentiments. but then, what would you expect from a male?

I say we build a wall around all men and make them pay for it.

Who is being more Trumpesque now, eh?

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Not with that attitude.

Who is being more Trumpesque now, eh?

A man is talking to a woman as we speak. You see? We need a giant WALL. #Peebs2036 #MakeAmericaGreatByPurgingAllMen

That wall better not have gotten 10 feet higher because of me!
I say, instead of the Peebs wall, we have a Girl-in Wall!

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

A man is talking to a woman as we speak. You see? We need a giant WALL. #Peebs2036 #MakeAmericaGreatByPurgingAllMen

That wall better not have gotten 10 feet higher because of me!
I say, instead of the Peebs wall, we have a Girl-in Wall!

By questioning it and suggesting a wall for the ladies, you've made it 50 feet higher. Wanna go for 100, bub?[/quote]

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

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That wall better not have gotten 10 feet higher because of me!
I say, instead of the Peebs wall, we have a Girl-in Wall!

By questioning it and suggesting a wall for the ladies, you've made it 50 feet higher. Wanna go for 100, bub?

200 it is!

Without men to manage your money, you won't be able to afford to build a wall even 15 inches tall, let alone 200 feet!

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

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That wall better not have gotten 10 feet higher because of me!
I say, instead of the Peebs wall, we have a Girl-in Wall!

By questioning it and suggesting a wall for the ladies, you've made it 50 feet higher. Wanna go for 100, bub?

200 it is!

Without men to manage your money, you won't be able to afford to build a wall even 15 inches tall, let alone 200 feet!

Again, men are going to pay for it.

Sorry, we'll won't pay for your ridiculous wall! We'll have the money in Swiss bank accounts instead so that we'll be able to pay for luxury watches, antique cars, and WWE-containing tv packages!

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

i'm pretty sure the male population has at least 200 feet, we can use those

Maybe we should build the wall out of men.

Sorry, we'll won't pay for your ridiculous wall! We'll have the money in Swiss bank accounts instead so that we'll be able to pay for luxury watches, antique cars, and WWE-containing tv packages!

You just revealed your plan. If you knew what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment would rain down upon your bank accounts, maybe you would've held your filthy male tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, man. The price of a 300 foot wall.

I already have 75% of the funds offshore! You can't stop me!

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

I already have 75% of the funds offshore! You can't stop me!

you sent them to europe though, which is even more vitriolically misandrist than america. looks like your plan has failed before it even began

Good going, evergreen. We need to keep the pressure up on all fronts!

You wicked woman! You won't win! I have a back-up plan to send it to some offshore Carribean island, but I won't tell you which one!