DC Unrest Megathread

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Hawley is a massive turd whose smell will permeate the Capitol as long as it stands.

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https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/1347046544747462656

what are the chances they can track down most of these people?  on the plus side Trump freaks don't wear masks.

Well, feds, we'd sure love to help you there. Maybe you guys could have done a better job identifying the perpetrators if you, oh, I don't know, maybe ARRESTED THEM AT THE SCENE?!?

BTW, FBI, great job at your domestic counterintelligence unit missing literally a couple thousand known violent political radicals organizing storming the US Capitol itself. Great job all around! Now kindly pull your pants up from around your ankles and start doing your damn jobs.

Obviously too busy focusing on BLM and Antifa activists to deal with Extreme Right-Wing Political Formations...

J. Edgar Hoover would have had "all the usual suspects rounded up in a heartbeat" had any similar coup been attempted during his long (and glorious career).

Plus he had the goodies on ever single president since at minimum FDR, not to mention many US-Senators and House Members to call the chips on in the event that any cray cray politicians could pull stunts to endanger National Security.

*** Note I am not a J.E. Hoover Fan, but yeah the FBI has historically been "blind in the right eye" for decades ***

tbf, it is entirely plausible that the FBI has been successively weakened by lack of funding and skilled personnel over recent decades, and I believe recently we had a highly politicized political report that the current greatest threat from Terrorism in the US came from Right-Wing political formations, and not Leftist domestic political formations, and even foreign terrorist actions on US soil was pretty much at the lowest level threat.

Still, looking like the DC Police are doing their job and rounding up the "Insurgents" at their Hotel Rooms in DC and throughout Metro DC as we speak.

Smile... you are on camera in the people's house, no masks on for the most part.  We got CCTV all around the joint, and we gonna pick you up at your Hotel Rooms and Airports before you leave town.

Although some of these individuals might not previously have been on the Federal Domestic Terrorist Watch List, most of those who committed Federal Offenses currently are flagged...

It's a flip side to one of favorite movie Casablanca from the early 1940s, where Anti-Fascist Rick during WW II, ends up flipping the "Round up the usual suspects" line, while the German Officer in the French Territory occupied by the NAZIs tries to call for help...   

This was basically McConnell and some of the other Repubs today too:

So glad I saw that movie a few months back so I get the references! Time for me to go to bed. Work to be done in the morning ugh.

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It would’ve been a good video if it had been released two months ago.

Doesn’t change my mind that we need to remove him via the impeachment process or the 25th.

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https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1349037401243582466

He clearly has a bigger skeleton in his closet than just being gay.

Or perhaps a smaller skeleton. 🤷‍♂️

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Yeah, Trump is out of here.

https://twitter.com/jmartNYT/status/1349107100593647621

God damn, that’s some real news

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Brendan, go get Trenton

"Connor, go help your sister Bridget with her homework!"


"NOT NOW, MOM! I'M BUSY PLAYING PUBG!!!!"

Bridget? Misspelled Ainsley.

True. I could also have said Riley, Charlotte, Olivia, Emma, Hailey, Molly, Madelyn, Lily, etc lol.

You mean Ryleigh, Shar-lit, Olivya, Ema, Heylee, Mollie, Madylyn, Lylly

It’s all about the atrocious spellings of names that have been normal in the past.

That and the -aidens on the boys side as have been mentioned.

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https://twitter.com/ZcohenCNN/status/1367586912056262660

My top five guesses:
1. Lauren Boebert
2. Tommy Tuberville
3. Josh Hawley
4. Lyin' Flyin' Ted Fled Cancun Cruz
5. Marjorie Taylor Greene

Dishonorable mention to Madison Cawthorn