Democrats:
Clinton: Blue because she's secretly a Republican
Webb: Green because he's only in it for the money
Sanders: Red - the color of communism
O'Malley: Yellow because he has piss-poor chances of winning
Republicans:
Walker: Yellow because cheese (Wisconsin)
Bush: Blue - how he'll be feeling once the primaries start
Christie: Red because he's secretly a Democrat
Paul: Orange because there's no rhyme or reason with him
Santorum: Brown for obvious reasons
Cruz: Green because he'll make people sick when he starts talking
Rubio: Teal because its similiar to Blue but not as popular
Graham: Pink
