Help I’m screwed

[RFayette 🇻🇦]

So I was telling everybody at my lunch table how I’ve vaped mango in a mormon temple, and i forgot another Mormon was sitting at the table next to me, so he snitched on me and I’m gonna be caught any day now. Please help I’m not even kidding

He already snitched on you but you are going to "be caught any day now"?    What does "being caught" involve in Mormonism?

[RFayette 🇻🇦]

tell them u joined Scientology and so u dont have to take their sh!t anymore.

idk I used to be a Mormon then when I told them how I was gay their reaction was pretty horrible. If u dont want to be a Mormon anymore u could just tell them that.

Vaping is more than a religion problem. I’m pretty sure kids get in trouble for vaping if they’re not mormon. But yeah it’s worse when you’re mormon

What’s the worst the bishop can do to you?

[RFayette 🇻🇦]

With all due respect for my Mormon friends here, I could never embrace your denomination. Coffee, booze, weed, tobacco, even tea are just too tempting.

How? They smell terrible, all of them...but especially tobacco and weed.

Pretty hard not to like a cold beer on a hot summer's day.

[RFayette 🇻🇦]

Curious what the outcome of this was.