Kasich: I would ban teachers' lounges

[Bigby]

I'm no Kasich dickrider, but if you look at the video it's clearly a joke.  He starts off by saying "If I was not president but King..." and then is laughing the whole time and the audience is laughing with him.

No! A moderate Republican cannot exist! It's impossible!

How dare you question Democratic supporters of the moderate, centrist, very progressive Hillary Clinton! She will be more progressive than Obama, but will be as centrist and thus electable! Why don't you understand? She will bring about radical change and centrist compromise. Only Hillary can do it.

What the hell does this has to do with anything? Nobody mentioned Hillary, the Democrats, or Obama at all. They just simply stated the truth that Kasich being a moderate is incorrect.

... So, a joke about being King has turned him into a far-right loon.

When Hillary makes a joke, it's hilarious!

Meanwhile, Kasich is obviously insane and couldn't possibly have been joking. For Evidence Two, he once argued for a balanced budget and lower taxes. Nope, can't be moderate.

Republican politicians can never win with Atlas.