I'm pretty sure maps like that actually exist, so I will do my own personal one.
A lot of these are really random, but I tried to type the first thing I thought of:
AL - Alabama Crimson Tide football
AK -
The Fourth KindAZ - Desert
AR - Bill Clinton
CA - San Diego
CO - Rocky Mountains
CT - Stuffy people
DE - I literally think of nothing ... is it real?
FL - Florida Keys
GA - Peaches
HI - Beaches
ID - Boise State Broncos football
IL - Peoria
IN - Indianapolis
IA - Iowa Hawkeyes
KS - Lawrence
KY - Kentucky Derby
LA -
True Detective, season 1
ME -
ItMD - Martin O'Malley, LOL
MA - The Revolutionary War
MI - Fall leaves
MN - Snow
MS - The Grove/Ole Miss tailgating
MO - Missouri Tigers basketball's vomit-colored jerseys and their trash fans
MT - Joe Montana
NE - The College World Series
NV - Las Vegas
NH - Honestly, now it's TN Volunteer/MT Treasurer
NJ - The
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode at the Jersey Shore
NM - Breaking Bad
NY - My old neighbors from Long Island and how ignorant they were of geography/the strange pride they took in being dumb on the subject
NC - The Outer Banks
ND - Fargo
OH - Most "normal" state
OK - Dust Bowl, even though I've read it was actually farther west
OR - Portland being famously bizarre
PA - Founding Father times
RI - Horrible drivers
SC - "Old money South"
SD - Mount Rushmore
TN - Country music
TX - George W. Bush
UT - Mormons
VT - Forests
VA - Robert E. Lee
WA - Mount St. Helens
WV - John Denver
WI - Door County
WY - Cowboys