What would an election between RINO Tom and White Trash look like?

[RINO Tom]

It's okay, as long as I hold Titanium-R-West-Virginia™.

[RINO Tom]

I'd spend my entire campaign in New Hampshire, trying to lock down the naturally fertile ground for the Republican Party (with its freedom-loving people), constantly telling Maggie Hassan how beautiful she was on camera.  300 EVs, min?

[RINO Tom]

So a pro-choice Charlie Baker-type "fiscal conservative" vs. a pro-life (I believe?) "populist" Democrat? (Of course this assumes that they actually somehow win their party's nomination despite holding these views and don't change them)

Sorry Tom, but I think it would look like this:

Iowa goes R because of the home state bonus. I think this would be a solid SouthernGothic victory, but not because RINO Tom is an awful candidate or campaigner. I just believe Tom would have a much harder time rallying the base than Southern Gothic, and he would be faced with an uphill battle in the Electoral College as well.

The margins in places like Fairfax County and WV-03 would be astonishing in this election.

This seems fairly realistic, I doubt I'd win NV, NM, and AZ since I would have very limited appeal to latinos outside of being Catholic. And I doubt MT and the Dakotas would be big fans of me given my anti-fracking stance.

A swing map for this election would be hysterical beautiful.