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Mr. Smith
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« on: December 20, 2021, 08:09:59 PM »

Yes, and a wife.
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Mr. Smith
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« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2022, 11:41:01 PM »

Zeus spent his days walking the earth, indulging in his depraved desires with many mere mortals.

"Zeus" is merely the moniker for a particularly notorious fallen angel--part of the group that, flung down from Heaven, proceeded to make themselves gods amongst men and couple with humans at a whim. The Olympians fashioned the myth of Chronos, the father they sought to kill, as part of a propaganda campaign against God the Father. Note that Chronos' eventual fate--hurled well below Earth and into the Underworld--mirrors that of their own vanquished mentor, Lucifer.
What a very John Milton like idea 👀

Tbf if Al Pacino is to be believed, John Milton is the Devil.
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