Do you have a caffeine dependence?

[Mr. Smith]

No

[Mr. Smith]

Does it count if it is mostly delivered in the form of tea? (yes) Because there's no doubt that I am absolutely dependent on that most wondrous of beverages. I have coffee less frequently though still quite often. It's good. They're both good. I feel bad for the Mormons, frankly.

We don't need your pity, when it comes down to it, the insane resilience does enough for the usual things the rest of you losers need  that much caffeine for

Also for myself specifically. I think this pretty apt...though I do enjoy caffeinated soft drinks once in a while.

No, I don't drink caffeine.  This is often the object of some surprise by people who know me, but then they take a second or two to think about it and realize that if they know me without caffeine it would probably be best if they never knew me with caffeine

[Mr. Smith]

We don't need your pity, when it comes down to it, the insane resilience does enough for the usual things the rest of you losers need  that much caffeine for

I don't think you understand (now there's a surprise!). Tea and coffee taste good. I mean, instant coffee is dreck, of course, but the actual stuff is delicious.

Maybe, maybe not...either way it's still a sad state to get to the point of dependence on it...dependence/addiction is generally speaking a bad place to be in.

[Mr. Smith]

...On second thought you're right Benghazi dude, in fact I just got the most delicious tea from the store.

[Mr. Smith]

Monster

I've had a 500-mL can of that in the fridge for a little over a year.  I'm a little afraid to try it, so it just sits there, mocking me.  Maybe one day I'll open it. 

Good, that stuff is nasty...at least plain. Gotta drown it out with cheese puffs and chips and other greasy snacks associated with video gaming.