I'm going to a family wedding in a few weeks, and I am bringing my girlfriend. We have been dating for some time, and I want her in my family picture. My family has objected to the decision, and it has been a source of tension for some time. Complicating things further, my girlfriend is a ceramic chicken. Any advice?
Dear gods... couldn't you at least get a waifu or something like that? ... It reminds me of the time I tried to marry an underage she-elf. I went to the Divine Court like: "Sorry, I even thought she was human".
