Furry Celebration Day Resolution
Section I: Naming
a. This bill shall be titled the Furry Celebration Day Resolution.
Section II: Findings
a. The Lincoln General Court finds the following:
-The Furry Fandom is a subculture that benefits Lincoln's culture as a whole.
-Numerous persons, mostly artists, who would otherwise be unable to find employment are able to do so because of the furry fandom.
-Furry conventions bring millions of dollars to local economies every year and stimulate economic growth in cities such as Pittsburgh, Chicago, Boston, and many others.
-Supporting the furry fandom will provoke funny reactions, and we all need humor these days.
Section III: Celebrating
a. Based on the findings above, the Lincoln General Court finds it fit to celebrate the Furry Fandom.
b. The Lincoln General Court declares June 21 of every year to be Furry Day, designated for enjoyment and celebration of the fandom.
c. No employer, including the Government, shall be compelled by this resolution to close for Furry Day. However private employers may close for the day to celebrate if they wish.
