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One week ago Antonio V claimed he was 22. But just a week later? He's 23! 'Tony' is hiding something. Whether it his illegal donation to the United States President campaigns or his suspiciously Italian background, can you trust Antonio?


Vote crabcake as EU President.

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"Peanut Butter. Jelly.  Together they form the quintessential American snack: the P&J sandwich. The P&J got us through Hitler, through the Cold War, through the recession. The P&J brings us closer together, providing millions of jobs for everyday working Americans. But Candidate Tim Turner doesn't believe in that. Shocking posts from a "Dark" forum reveal he brags - without care to the innocent jelly and peanut manufacturers of this nation - about his affinity for plain bread. Turner may believe we deserve plain bread, but I'm the full sandwich. Vote CrabCake"

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Can Antonio truly represent France on the International level?

Tony has been telling the French people that he cares about our problems. That he understands us. That he is on our side.

BUT IS HE

Recent evidence has come to light that "proud Italian Frenchman" Antonio finds one glass of wine quite enough for an entire night. He also has never had a clandeatine affair with a married women, posts on an English speaking forum and apologised to the American government for accidentally donating to a socialist campaign as a non citizen.

Who is this man?