Bold predictions.

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Here's a bold prediction: the whole thing is won by a faithless elector.

Some other ones:

Pennsylvania is more Republican-leaning than the nation as a whole.

Libertarians achieve an astonishing percentage of the vote. Like 1.7% or something.

In Hilary's victory speech, she makes a Freudian slip and accidentally admits to doing Whitewater, Benghazi and killing vince Foster; with her hidden secret e-mail account.

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Walker is out very early, months before Iowa, possibly even before the first debate.

Congrats

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Here's some bold predictions, yo:

The entire state of Wyoming forgets to vote, because the smoke signals that are used to communicate with that state don't work.

Due to an administrative error, Michael Dukakis wins a third of superdelegates at the DNC.

Bobby Jindal is giving a great victory speech, but midway through realises he is only in his underwear, and it is just a dream.

Election night is disrupted by Kim Kardashian announcing she is pregnant, resulting in all major networks suspending their election broadcasts.

At least two GOP-controlled states, having already passed voter-ID and other such laws, decide to further discourage voter fraud by placing all their voting machines in the middle of elaborate labyrinths.

Whoever wins, the country is plunged into three-hundred years of darkness and misery as the Elder Ones begin to rise.