Do Austrians sacrifice virgins to Krampus?
No wonder they're trying to lose their viginity ASAP.
My question is: do they have to be female virgins, and do they have to be Austrian?
Maybe Tender is trying to set some sort of trap for all the male virgins on this board. The sexual revolution has finally reached Austria, and so the number of virgins left in the country is dwindling. In a state of panic, the Austrian government has resorted to paying Austrian internet users a fee to recruit foreign virgins to the country. They tried letting in a bunch of refugees, but not enough of them were virgins. So Tender, wanting to collect his bounty, decided to advertise the greatness of Austria on this forum by creating thousands of threads about the country, hoping that some aspect of this mythical country would lure the virgins on this forum to make the trip. But once an Atlas forum virgin arrives in the country, he'll quickly be taken into custody and handed over to Krampus. Meanwhile, Tender is laughing his way to the bank.
