The t_host1 Institute of Comedy

[Mr. Morden]

Sell NM back to 3rd world Mexico and buy Alberta for replacement.

Ted Cruz could finally be eligible.

Uh, slight tick there. Cruz is already eligible. One of his parents is American.

Thats part of the joke.

Well then, yeah, it still doesn't make any sense, and its not really all that funny.

You may not understand humor.

He's secretly Ted Cruz.  So I think the joke just hits a bit close to home for him.

[Mr. Morden]

killing has nothing to do with sex. Religions messed up in the minds of people what Judging is. They turned it into condemning. This is godly judging. King James Bible Luke 7:43: 40 - 43.And Jesus answering said unto him, Simon, I have somewhat to say unto thee. And he saith, Master, say on. 41There was a certain creditor which had two debtors: the one owed five hundred pence, and the other fifty. 42And when they had nothing to pay, he frankly forgave them both. Tell me therefore, which of them will love him most? 43Simon answered and said, I suppose that he, to whom he forgave most. And he said unto him, Thou hast rightly judged.
How is man’s legal system run? Not that way, I can assure you.
Had people know that Jesus was God with blood in him for a time people would not have done what they did to him.  People unknowingly repeating the processes to others over and over calling it good.

The comedy comes from which thread he posted this in.

Compare that to fictional kobidobidog:

kobidobidog: Ah, so you can talk as a human being can....like a canine Mr. Ed?  There's no reason to try to imitate human beings.  We are just animals like you.  I fear that if you try to speak like a human, then you're fighting a war against the Zoo.  But Jesus who is God sees that we are all animals, and--

Apparently, I didn't make the fictional version weird enough.

[Mr. Morden]

From the thread titled "Do you support eugenics?"

Generally no, but I have second thoughts every day I have to moderate posts....

[Mr. Morden]

Click for context:

Yes, I am...

Doubly funny since the thread topic is "Are you missing Update right now?"

[Mr. Morden]

The Iraq War would be over, but there would be significant remaining troops in the area. Withdrawal in Afghanistan would not have been telegraphed to the world, so the Taliban would not as strongly be waiting in the wings. Rebels would have been armed in both Libya and Syria. Assad would probably be on his way out. There would have been tougher and more immediate sanctions on Russia.

Um, what?

The Iraq War would be over, but there would be significant remaining troops in the area. Withdrawal in Afghanistan would not have been telegraphed to the world, so the Taliban would not as strongly be waiting in the wings. Rebels would have been armed in both Libya and Syria. Assad would probably be on his way out. There would have been tougher and more immediate sanctions on Russia.

[Mr. Morden]

“Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.”--Jack Handy

[Mr. Morden]

Context:

Wilson got hundreds of thousands of dollars... just for being... a n*gger...

Wow really disrespectful in-out-of context post about SuperBowl champion Russell Wilson. IceSpear should be banned.