Would the equivalent for trolling the other side of the aisle be, "Republicans are just insecure libertarians who won't admit they need tradition as a safety blanket," by chance? xD
Don't most Republicans admit they need the security of traditions? Seems like one of the pillars of the conservative wing.
If you follow my template: Aren't most Republicans just a bunch of Social Security and Medicare moochers who won't admit they love being lazy and socialist? According to the last election, yes.
Technically, this should allow Democrats to dispatch Republicans as easily as Republicans dispatched Democrats. However, Democrats do love playing the victim card so we'll see how long they let themselves wallow in self-pity before they modernize. I think Mikado is rapidly approaching the bargaining phase. That's a good sign so soon after the election.