Elohim in his infinite wisdom decides to strike down all of the gentiles a month before the general election as to avoid a 2012 outcome, when Americans disobeyed his divine attempt at making the White Horse prophecy a reality. With Hillary struck down by the almighty, Democrats desperately nominate Harry Reid. Jon Huntsman runs an independent campaign, which splits the anti-Romney vote allowing Romney to win in a landslide.
Mitt Romney then saves the Constitution from destruction, erects a monument of John D. Lee in Mountain Meadows, and then ascends to heaven the minute his term ends where he is given ownership of his own planet.
