Fox Business Network, WI 1st tier GOP debate @9pm ET **live commentary thread**

[Bojack Horseman]

Sorry Donald, that's not the answer we were looking for.

[Bojack Horseman]

"You'll make people more expensive than a machine!"

No, not if you don't raise minimum wage higher than the buying power it had the last time it was raised, right now that number is $10.10. But alas, just spewing buzzwords like "Obamacare" makes sense to this audience.

[Bojack Horseman]

"Hurray! We screwed over the poor in Ohio! Vote for me you peasants!"

-John Kasich

[Bojack Horseman]

Rand, you're full of sh**t. Income inequality has been caused by 35 years of union busting and Reaganomics policies of massive tax giveaways for the rich and higher taxes on the middle class. Republican policies are only going to shift the tax burden downward onto the middle class.

On a side note, my Doberman is smarter than Ben Carson.