What do you want to do when you get out of college?

[© tweed]

I'd like to follow my bloodlines and be a bookie, although that carries risks associated with it.

If I have to do a real job, maybe a history teacher.  I have a massive ego and like to talk in front of groups.

[© tweed]

Hmm, I'm horrible at school.

I know a lot about government, history, and economics, but there's nothing I can really do with that knowledge. And I'm decent with web development, including a fair bit of programming, but that's hardly career material.

I'm glad someone else is (sort of) in my position, though.

Be a teacher/professor

You have to go to school for a while, but what the hell.  You'll be past 20 then and time will fly by as it's an ever decreasing proportion of your prior life, so it really won't be that bad.

Also you can still post here 40 times a day to stay happy.

[© tweed]

Well, the problem there is that my grades suck too much to be a teacher of any kind.

Nah, just pass.

Once you hit 25 nobody knows what your grades were anymore.  Your doctor probably got a 66 on his bar exam...but he's a doctor.