what is the funniest post ever?

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There really should be two categories: funniest John post and funniest post by someone else.

My favorite John post would be the one where he told me the he was going to tell god to unleash his wrath on me.

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I am a Repubican i Vote Republican And that Makes it Real

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Well i Do not do Impserson
I am a Man that Loves His Girl Frend
I Will win in June & then you can Stop Me

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Why is this in the Atlas board?

Because he's a conservative and thinks that no word that he ever writes or speaks isn't worthy of unadulterated praise.

The answer actually is, NixonNow can only post on 2 boards.

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Any of Naso's "speeches" in the fantasy board should qualify.

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Any of Naso's "speeches" in the fantasy board should qualify.

They're not funny, just depressing.

Well...early on, alot of his speeches had the crowds laughing and cheering practically after every word he said.  It was like this:

REAGANFAN IN COLUMBUS, OHIO

Hello, Ohio!

(CROWD CHEERS)

I'm running for senate!

(THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE)

I am running against Michael Z, my opponent.

(CROWD BOOS)

I support an amendment to ban gay marraige!

(CROWD ERUPTS)

Partisanship is at an all time high these days.

(CROWD LAUGHS)

And I want be a uniter!

(CROWD ERUPTS IN THUNDEROUS CHEERS)

Goodbye, Columbus!

(THUNDEROUS CHEERS)

And stuff like that.

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LOL

Who owns his account?

I don't know what you're asking, but his old username was Reaganfan.  Now he's Mike Naso.

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The answer to this question seems pretty obvious - I would've voted for the Republican in any election, at any time, for president or whatever office.  I don't really 'get' ticket splitting.

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Yes, butt=babies

Uhh...?

Kind of a self-submission, but Alcoun made me reread my post and laugh, so he gets the funniest post award

I was just going to submit that now.

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This one holds a special meaning to me.

MacFarlan,

You're insane.

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Meet the new Conductor of the Train:

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I invented it

Ok...

I have to say it every 5 months so the arrogant little newbies who are running for president and think they rule the world talk about how somebody told them that I sucked as a chairman and I started harrygate and that was wrong.  How was that wrong?  It helped us electorally.  Alot electorally.  Big electoral help.  We would have won if Nym hadn't vetoed that bill.  Remeber the first election?  How much fun that was?  With my negative ads and stuff?  And the debate?  It was fun.  And you know why?  There were two parties.  Two real parties.  Not jokes like the UAC and the AFIP.  What the hell does AFIP?  I know AF and P but why do we need independence?  Are they damn revolutionaries or something?  Do they like revolutions?  Well call themselve the AFRP.  AF Revolution party.  There would be no UAC without the revolution.  And you know their argument?  "We aint partisans."  In so many words anyway.  Of course they're partisans.  For the longest while they wouldn't even endorse another party candidate.  the AFDNC endorsed those bastards all the time.  EVERY DAMN TIME.  I ENDORSE UAC CANDIDATE iamnotacentrist.  Centrists?  Yeha right.  closing the damn partisan gap.  partisan gaps are good.  partisan gaps are good.  plus they didn't even close it.  it's open as a gate.  Fantasy elections used to be fun.  But now they suck.  You know why?  Because the parties are fake parties.  There is no such thing as the UAC.  No such thing as the AFRP.  And primaries are being help 3 days before the general fricking election.  That didn't happen when I was watching over the AFDNC.  We had the first primary well over 8 weeks before the general, and had a nominee 6 weeks before the general.  That's the way it should be.  Democrats, Republicans.  That's all.  If the libertatians want in fine.  That would be an interesting development.  But the bottom line is, the elections suck now and they are nowhere near my original intentions.

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Flyers will do anything to turn himself on....

(Stupid)

Hmm, did I HIT A NERVE?  Forward this to some of your family members.  DING!

Hah, Alcoun deleted the thread.  FASCIST PRUDE

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I don't see how people love Gore so much. He did nothing special in the Senate. Plus, he's about as exciting as a potato.

And you support Kerry?

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This wasn't posted on our board, but by one of our members.  Opebo posted this at the WSG forums on Sept. 25, 2003.

You must be logged in to read this quote.

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/vforum/showthread.php?t=592

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Don't you dare try and bate me. I know what you want...you want to bate me and have me say some over the top comment. What do you think I am? An okie from a stoke?

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Who put weirdo up to this?

Weirdo?  Look who's talking, you mine-shaft obsessed Welsh garden gnome.

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Any of Hawkeye's posts

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Any of Naso's posts from the interracial marraige thread.

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He speaks his politics when he feels, and seems to be one of the more womenizing people of teamspeak

That just struck me as very strangely worded.

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Nah, I just like to bust balls. 

^^funnier when taken in context

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Nah, I just like to bust balls. 

^^funnier when taken in context

Thanks for the nomination, BossTweed.  In the interests of presenting the whole picture, here is the exchange:

Thanks! Also, this is probably as good a place as any to mention that I'm afleitch's partner in real life

Is there any....um....personal information about him that you'd like to share?

I don't know, I expect these forums have a word limit

Hah, it would really only take two words.... _____ inches..

Now now dazzle if you were that intrigued all you needed was to PM me

Nah, I just like to bust balls.  This seemed like just too good an opportunity to pass up.  I'll let you keep all those private particulars between you and your buddy Chris...

I think it's funnier in that context because you were actually talking about...well, balls, in the conversation.

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