Update XXII: Cleaning Up the Meat at [redacted].

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and is your desire to be a cadd finally rip?

on the shelf until at least mid-2017

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so he quit the grocery job because a) a day or two of working there wore him out and b) he had this conversation with a former mail carrier that made him obsess about nerve damage, so he decided he really better c) quit.

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Bushie quit because he grew bored with working. That's all there is to it. Everything else is a bs rationalization.

it is possible that the nerve damage became an obsessive fear rather than a post-haste rationalization.  this is not to say he would've continued working without running into this ex-mail carrier, but that his 'condition' would've seized onto something else.

ODF imagines all sorts of ailments for himself when he sitting around watching college football.  when exposed to a few consecutive days' work at a grocery store, he was likely to experience significant (but not dangerous) foot and back pain, etc.  this 'connected' with the nerve story and facilitated ODF's natural gravity towards inaction, inertia.

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You guys are crazy.  They're not going to take him back.  Why else would they can his unreliable, flakey ass the same day he made his intentions to leave known?

you'd be surprised.  I've worked about 4 wage jobs in the past 5 years.  an awful lot depends on the supervisor.  I've seen people with truancy rates of 30-40% be maintained (since it's a wage job, if they don't show up they don't get paid). 

I even was one of these employees my last semester of college.  I was a raging alcoholic (and a "full-time student", occasionally having to do schoolwork) so I missed probably 40% of my shifts, but I was more or less an honorary employee at that point anyway.

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For as old and fat as Bartolo Colon is, his BMI is still 8 points lower than Bushie.

...if you believe that listed weight of 285.  rumor is he's pushing 300.