Secession

[Cranberry]

As Chief Judicial Officer of the Most Serene Republic of the Midwest, I would like to remind you that the first state above is called Mirth, and the second state is Swagger.

The second state has no such name as "Swagger", it is proudly part of the Pacific Region under no name as New Mexico.

[Cranberry]

As Chief Judicial Officer of the Most Serene Republic of the Midwest, I would like to remind you that the first state above is called Mirth, and the second state is Swagger.

The second state has no such name as "Swagger", it is proudly part of the Pacific Region under no name as New Mexico.

Absurd!  Swagger has been and always be a Midwestern territory.  I should hope this will be acknowledged by the federal government as reparations from the marauding actions of the Pacifican forces.

Once again, I have no clue what mystical land this "Swagger" (oh the poor people living there!) might be, but I can guarantee that the Midwest will get no acre of land from anyone.