Peter Bell--because he's Jew, and because I suspect it.
You--because you asked this question
JFK--seriously, isn't it obvious
True Democrat--he's been acting like Peter's bitch lately
htmldon--he hates the South
Alcon--the name stands for ALways a CONspirator
Keystone Phil--KonsPiracy can be abbrevited KP
Dubya--why not?
Andrew
Ilikeverin--Verin's a character in a book who likes Conspiracies
Evidently, nobody knows about the part I play in the FEC.
Eeeexcellent.
Quiet, you're not a secret weapon if you keep talking about it. I'm going to have to take this to THE COUNCIL!
Am I on... THE COUNCIL?
You would know if you were.
Would I? Or is the membership so secretive that even THE COUNCIL doesn't know?
Sorry, the answer to that is only available to 'The Pancake Ones'.
Am I part of... The Pancake Ones?
Sorry, the answer to that is only available to those who have done the Unspeakable Task.
