ilikeverin
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« on: February 17, 2005, 10:08:18 PM » |
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V/O: Whyyyyy vote Hugh? Whyyyyy not? Here are the facts. Most interns are FEMALE!
(show a collage of all the interns Clinton was implicated in having affairs with)
V/O: Hugh is GAY!
(Show a picture of Hugh)
V/O: Hugh (show 1/2 screen with Hugh's picture) + Interns (show 1/2 screen with interns) = Scandal? No! (overlay large, red X over entire screen, with a 'wrong buzzer' sound)
V/O: It's not just that, but King also has a dirty secret...
(gasping noises)
V/O: HE SUPPORTS RESTORING TITLES OF NOBILITY!
(more gasping)
V/O: After all, why would a person decide to call himself KING?
(show a picture of King)
V/O: Titles of nobility?
(overlay pompous king's robes and crown on King. Then a picture of Hugh 'rams' the picture from teh screen)
Hugh: No! Titles of nobility bad!
V/O: Hugh good!
Paid for by the King Bad Hugh Good Campaign For A Cool Person Who Is Named Hughento And Yeah (KBHGCFACPWINHAY)
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