Santander
Atlas Star
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Political Matrix
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Religion: Trumpism
Denomination: Alt-Trumpism
Why do you follow this religion (or lack thereof)? YouTube videos.
God: One God-Emperor.
Afterlife: Miss Teen USA dressing room for believers, Mexico for non-believers.
Prayer: I pray to that the IRS and FBI drop their investigations into me.
Worship: Daily virtual services on OAN. Sometimes also go to church, if the National Guard is on hand to gas protesters standing in the way.
Ghosts, spirits, angels, and demons: George W. Bush and Hillary Clinton are demons, while Barack Hussein Obama is the devil himself. Stephen K. Bannon and Kayleigh McEnany are angels. David Duke and Richard Spencer are "very fine people", one step down from angels.
One True Path: Trumpism is the one true path.
Spiritual objects: Federal Reserve Notes and gold.
Religious law: Sex is only permitted outside marriage.
Spreading the word: Highly encouraged, preferably in all caps online.
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