Hypothetically Speaking - What would you do if you got someone pregnant?

[Santander]

Plan C, i.e. abortion, duh.

[Santander]

Plan C, i.e. abortion, duh.

Pretty sure you mean Plan B.

No.  Plan C.  Plan B didn’t take.

Ah, that makes sense. I'm terrified to know what Plan D would be then.

That's why I keep a suitcase and passport packed in the trunk at all times.

"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."

[Santander]

I don't have a significant other, but if I did, I would get myself a vasectomy as soon as humanely possible.

Uh, that makes no sense. Why not just get snipped now, then?

[Santander]

First, I would confess my sins to my family and my church.

Next, I would do my best to encourage that person to carry the baby to term (unless it is determined that doing so would be medically dangerous for her).

Then, if possible, I would be involved with this child's life to whatever extent feasible.

Man, you are a cuck.