Ninth Post a Picture of Yourself thread (aka creepfest '09)

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

They're gonna be two fat fu cks in a few years.

Wrong. Actually, since we are so loaded, we can afford to shop at those trendy health food stores which tend not to sell unhealthy processed foods that cause our poor folks to gain so much weight. Furthermore, I enjoy biking around the resort town in which I live, as well as golf. I play that at least 3 times a week. Of course, the great thing about living at Kiawah (outside of the security gate which keeps the poors out) is the bike trails! They can be used for running too, you see. I've run 79 miles this summer according to my Nike+ website!!

All of this is irrelevant if you meant "fat" meaning "phat" which translates to pyyyimps which is correct. I will start drawing dividends from my trust when I graduate college.

Why the hell would people be scared of black areas?

I'm not afraid of black areas, of course. I am afraid of the crime that tends to occur in those said areas. If it was a dangerous white area, I would be equally as scared! The law is colored blind, DC cutie!!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I wasn't aware that everyone in Charleston dressed like dorks.

Dorks?  I suppose that frats, expensive cars, and beautiful women are for dorks too?  Because that's what people like that have where I go.  Dressing well is not for dorks.

Well frats are for dorks, no doubt about that.

Hey! That's mean! Not everyone can be as cool as you!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Classy dinner look/unshaved sunburned look.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Sad. I remember my last golf trip of the summer. Now I'm sitting in my dorm with a course in sight or a nice ocean breeze.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I thought you guys were elitist enough to be members of a golf course.

I live here. Ever heard of it? Not elitist enough for you?

http://www.kiawahresort.com/

You don't have to be a member (although my family is a homeowner) if you can pay the $300 greens fees, they'll gladly take your money.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I thought you guys were elitist enough to be members of a golf course.

I live here. Ever heard of it? Not elitist enough for you?

http://www.kiawahresort.com/

You don't have to be a member (although my family is a homeowner) if you can pay the $300 greens fees, they'll gladly take your money.

Shit, 300 dollars is ridiculously expensive. It looks like a nice course though.

There are 5 course on Kiawah Island. The Ocean Course is the main one (it's hosting the 2012 PGA Championship), but the other 4 are more reasonable. I think the cheapest is something like $155 a round or thereabouts.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

You think I actually pay $300 a round to play 2-3 times a week? LOL!

You don't get rich by being stupid. You make friends with the club professional and he gives you free golf because you're a friend of his. Besides, I pay enough taxes on that island to support that course indirectly.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I'm really disappointed in Hamilton....

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

It's the A&F.

Fezzy wins.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Halloween

I was up there at Cornell during Halloween as well. I had a giant banana split at College Town Bagels at 3am too.