Re: An update on the life of your in-house Reverend :) 2

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Holy crap. I predicted this! I'm a prophet! Does this make BushOK any less believable to you all? I am really beginning to doubt his authenticity. I'm just shocked once again!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

You're mad that she was a conservative Republican? You're more of a Republican than I am for goodness sakes! And most women hate football! This is why we have them to wear sundresses, drink beer and give us snacks while we watch!

This just befuddles me. I will no longer be surprised with this story. I shouldn't be, at least.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I thought this was her first relationship? And she had never even kissed anyone before?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Just thought I would let everyone here know that I have a Valentine!!  The Valentine is of the female gender!!  I'm going to be a whole lot more careful with this one, so I probably won't post about her a whole lot.  Her name is Susan, 25 years old, from good ole' Choctaw, Oklahoma.  She has no children, and never even has had a boyfriend before.  We're just starting out as friends and we're going to let the Lord lead it from there!!

He said so himself

Another crack in the matrix.

Yeah. I'm beginning to wonder how real BushOK's stories are. This is just too weird and these stories aren't adding up anymore.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Are engagements like first dates in Oklahoma? Does everyone just get engaged after a week of dating? It just seems so foreign!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I could definitely see a reconciliation in the cards and a quickie justice of the peace wedding. There is a combustible mix of impulse control problems here.  I'm taking this at 15-1 odds. 

Odds Susan says she's pregnant?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I could definitely see a reconciliation in the cards and a quickie justice of the peace wedding. There is a combustible mix of impulse control problems here.  I'm taking this at 15-1 odds. 

Odds Susan says she's pregnant?

With Okie's kid, 1,000,000-1, no Virgin births this millennium.  On the other hand, _______ 75-1.

But remember Tiffanye? Remember the scare he had with her when he apparently lost his virginity?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Will you go on your honeymoon alone?

You're never alone when you have Jesus.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Odds their breaks lasts more than a week?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

The engagement process seems just so strange in Oklahoma. She broke up with you through your parents and now you're considering a wedding after all that? It sounds like she has a multitude of problems and her parents are trying to find a person they can tie her to to pay for her expenses.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Whateva you sayin' it don't entertain his ego. Every time he touches this thread it turns into gold! He's got that magic in him!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Have you had any bites from the previous interviews?

I'd also echo many of the concerns others have expressed about Susan, but you seem to have your mind made up and far be it from me to try and sway you.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I can't process this all anymore. It's just too much.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I thought you all had already broken up? And then got back together? And the wedding was still on? Goodness, I can't keep track!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I met someone down in Dallas who used to be on this forum sometime ago.  This person went by the screen name "texaslefty".  She said she would be glad to counsel Susan and me should we need it!!

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what

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

F**k what? Is this real anymore?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

So BushOklahoma was a Jamespol sock all along!

And with that, Jamespol takes the title of greatest troll in the history of the forum! Bravo, bravo!

We'll soon locate the photos of BushOK, Susan, his brother, and most of his Facebook friends on a stock photo site.

I can guarantee that I'm not his sock.  For one, we have completely different IPs, completely different posting styles, different political views.  We do talk on Yahoo IM every evening and he just gave me texaslefty's address and we hooked up for lunch on Friday.

Whaaaaattt???

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

This is just surreal. I may need to go lie down.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I went to church this morning too and was filled with the spirit of the Lord and felt his awesome power pound into me! Afterwards, I cuddled in His arms until I went to sleep.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I went to church this morning too and was filled with the spirit of the Lord and felt his awesome power pound into me! Afterwards, I cuddled in His arms until I went to sleep.

What a coincidence!  I too opened myself up and let Jesus spread His love all over me.

I don't know about you, but he entered me through my mouth and His spirit shot into my throat like a geyser!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Came to a revelation:  I need Keystone Phil back calling me a "partisan hack" again  BADLY!  I've posted in this crappy thread too much.  I need to think of politics in here, not a continuous soap opera of some helpless doofus from Oklahoma getting shot down and screwed over by hideous looking women.

PA-13 is dead, but there's the Governor, Senate, and PA 7/8 that me a KP would surely go back and forth on.

OK, I'll try to bring you back to PA politics. Santorum has had 5 recent visits to Iowa, where he is attempting to spread Santorum all over the state. I hear that it's a good fertilizer.

I also hear if it had a taste, it would be salty.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I went to church this morning too and was filled with the spirit of the Lord and felt his awesome power pound into me! Afterwards, I cuddled in His arms until I went to sleep.

What a coincidence!  I too opened myself up and let Jesus spread His love all over me.

I don't know about you, but he entered me through my mouth and His spirit shot into my throat like a geyser!

Pretty homoerotic fanfic for two allegedly straight guys.  I'm not judging, just noting.

You don't have to be gay to enjoy a little homoerotic humor, Lunar.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Loud music and an upbeat environment? Sounds like a fun place!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Christ it's cheap to live in Oklahoma! My current girl of interest is moving to a new one bedroom apartment on the outskirts of Charleston and it's running her $945 a month!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Why was my buddy Jamespol banned?