Update XVI: Sidejackin' it in the Train Room.

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I keep waiting for the day he's let go. We all know it's coming.

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Yes, you are causing all of us to swing wildly emotionally, Bushie! We think death is surely upon you!

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Good Friday morning, bushie!

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What? So church is considered corporate worship all the time then?

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That logo is fantastic! I'd sport it on both a hat or t shirt!

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If she weren't already married, I think this would be Bushie's true soulmate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY

That show looks awesome! Bushie should go on there and tell us about his addiction to bacon cheeseburgers!

EDIT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ4di4_U6Ks

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Merry Christmas bushie!

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I mis Jeffison, but I am confident he will find a new partner of the female gender in due time. I just wish he'd learn to be more affectionate with girls. They love that stuff.

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I wonder what he does send to girls...did he ever touch her or was that all off limits?

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Most people have four failed relationships by high school graduation. If your feeling are still hurt about Allison, that's fair enough, but don't beat yourself up about having a few exes. They were just for practice anyway.

Although his emotions now explain what actually happened.  The fact that he's still sad and she didn't get upset makes it pretty clear that it was her who did the dumping, and likely not Bushie who brought it up.

I think we have established she dumped him. He posted about how he wanted to spend the rest of his life with her mere minutes before and then deleted it and announced she and he had split.

What we know is he was too stiff and stoic with her and didn't show her any affection, so she left him.

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Most people have four failed relationships by high school graduation. If your feeling are still hurt about Allison, that's fair enough, but don't beat yourself up about having a few exes. They were just for practice anyway.

Although his emotions now explain what actually happened.  The fact that he's still sad and she didn't get upset makes it pretty clear that it was her who did the dumping, and likely not Bushie who brought it up.

I think we have established she dumped him. He posted about how he wanted to spend the rest of his life with her mere minutes before and then deleted it and announced she and he had split.

What we know is he was too stiff and stoic with her and didn't show her any affection, so she left him.

Oh, I didn't see that.  Did he post that here or on Facebook?  I'm still not allowed to be his Facebook friend.

The post was on his Facebook after they had brunch at Dennys. Then he removed it and said they had split, and that she was fed up with him so he just dumped her. It sounded like they had a pretty bad brunch.

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Won't people in Oklahoma think bushie is...you know...if he doesn't get married?

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Won't people in Oklahoma think bushie is...you know...if he doesn't get married?

A pedophile?  Well yes, but we've already told him about that mustache.

I meant a gay. I assume most people think something is wrong with you if you're over 22 and single in Oklahoma.

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Any double whoppers?

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I love when we see flashbacks! I had no idea Bushie was working with his dad at one point! How silly he was to give that one up.

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You up and quit there too without working a 2 week notice? Sounds like a pattern.

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I'm shocked and proud as well of bushie. Let's just hope he can keep it up!

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This is bad. But I'm impressed at how the writers have executed this turn of events.

Did bushie really quit Northrupp Grumman for a call center in Dallas? Or just because he wanted to live in Dallas?

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Sigh. This seems like a pattern for sweet bushie. I hope he doesn't get canned from his current job, but it sounds bad if he's getting yelled at over not understanding something.

How many mistakes is he making? And is he just laughing them off like the diabetes and his parents health problems?

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I had a boss at an internship that would go through horrible mods swings too. One day she'd be complaining about things that never happened and the next she'd be my best friend.

I'm not sure why bushie is getting yelled at today, but he has admitted making many mistakes so maybe this is the boiling point for his boss.

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I love how he ordered 2 carbs to go along with his steak! On to the ice cream!

Zoe's Kitchen is a chain Greek place. It isn't bad and definitely has loads of healthy options. It's one of those "fast casual" places.

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This is the thing that I have been saying for years now. Bushie has been conditioned to view eating healthy food as punishment, and because of this, he will never be healthy and never lose weight. When he says "it's the weekend! No one should diet on weekends!" it means he is a lose cause. All we are doing is asking him to do simple things like eat a vegetable here and there. It isn't rocket science.

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I just can't imagine people not liking basic things like fruits and vegetables. He literally only likes burgers, red meat, carbs and sugar.

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Bushie views drinking water, like eating vegetables or any meat besides burgers/steaks, to be punishment, as bizarre as it sounds.

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does bushie eat any veggies on his hamburgers?

I think he says he eats lettuce on it, but he doesn't like tomatoes.