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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #75 on: May 25, 2013, 03:37:21 PM »
Sooooo many carbs
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« Reply #76 on: May 25, 2013, 08:54:44 PM »
Bushie only wants to be fed fruits and vegetables like the ancient Greeks ate them during orgies, perched atop some pillow, his parents fanning him with palm leaves while watching him suckle from the branches of the grape vines. Otherwise, he isn't interested. It'll be sausage and bread for this man! The diet of the 21st century!
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« Reply #77 on: May 26, 2013, 02:02:56 PM »
I used to eat ramen in college after drinking loads of beer. I couldn't imagine eating it as a serious dinner though. Just get pasta if you want noodles. Those poor kids Tongue
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #78 on: May 26, 2013, 06:36:37 PM »
God. No wonder you feel like crap physically all the time. You never eat anything light and healthy! Just fatty meat, carbs, and no vegetables whatsoever. And don't eat an ice cream cone for dinner.
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #79 on: May 26, 2013, 07:26:22 PM »
You're going to stay in a dorm? That would be priceless.
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #80 on: May 26, 2013, 10:52:42 PM »
I can't wait till he starts investigating things around sorority houses.
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #81 on: May 26, 2013, 11:03:43 PM »
Do you have appointments or are you just showing up hoping to find someone?
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« Reply #82 on: May 27, 2013, 09:15:54 AM »
Bushie goes to college! I wish I could see detective Bushie wander around campus knocking on random doors investigatin the benefits of a degree over a certificate.

But of course his diet and walking were cancelled.  He hasn't done them, has he? Actions speak far louder than words.
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #83 on: May 27, 2013, 10:24:44 AM »
Bushier is going for a volume diet. He's still eating the same crap as before, but instead of 3 McDonald's burgers, he's only eating two. That means he'll drop some weight but be no healthier in the process.
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
AHDuke99
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« Reply #84 on: May 27, 2013, 10:32:52 AM »
And yeah, Phil is right. Bushie knows he's not being healthy when he eats an ice cream cone for dinner and 4 sloppy joes. Either that, or he's far dumber than I thought.
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #85 on: May 27, 2013, 12:24:39 PM »
He needs to decide what he wants and commit to it, and from the sound of it, he still doesn't know what he wants to do. He was all in for the cad thing and now he's going to investigate other things. It's just a wild goose chase.
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #86 on: May 27, 2013, 12:29:33 PM »
Yes. I'm just thinking of the cost/benefit involved. Theoretically he can get both a computer science and CAD degrees, but would they be worth the cost to him and his parents? Will he actually use them?

I remember evaluating the same thing when I was in undergrad, which is why I didn't bother with any liberal arts degrees. Tongue
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #87 on: May 27, 2013, 03:21:54 PM »
Oh heavens yes! I'll catch you after this beer!
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« Reply #88 on: May 27, 2013, 03:26:13 PM »
To visit professors
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« Reply #89 on: May 27, 2013, 03:29:43 PM »
Oh hel yeah. He loves fake titties and booze. He just needs that hotel room for that!
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« Reply #90 on: May 27, 2013, 03:48:36 PM »
Yah I was wondering the same. Who will be on campus this time of year?
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« Reply #91 on: May 27, 2013, 08:51:01 PM »
What did you have for fast food?
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« Reply #92 on: May 27, 2013, 09:31:17 PM »
Porn on your iPhone is easy. I do it all the time.
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« Reply #93 on: May 27, 2013, 11:49:37 PM »
What is he doing with his degree these days? Working for amazon?
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« Reply #94 on: May 28, 2013, 09:28:50 AM »
LOL. His sister in law told it like it was. All this is is another selfish move by Bushie. And the sad thing is, he isn't going back to his campus to booze it up or visit friends. He's just staying in a hotel near there. What a waste.
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« Reply #95 on: May 28, 2013, 10:05:25 AM »
I love how he announces that he's filling up and eating breakfast, reminding us that he's spending his parents money. It's like a big FU to all of us. Tongue
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« Reply #96 on: May 28, 2013, 02:23:06 PM »
He clearly just wanted to get away from his parents for a night. I kind of feel bad for him, but he's basically the personification of a snake oil preacher now. He preaches in church on Sunday and spends the rest of the week watching porn, defrauding his parents, and loving on kids, all in the name of god.
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« Reply #97 on: May 28, 2013, 05:18:31 PM »
Lol. All you needed to know was the number of hours needed to get a comp science major? That could've been found online!
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #98 on: May 28, 2013, 05:26:23 PM »
They have a McDonald's on campus?
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« Reply #99 on: May 28, 2013, 08:19:03 PM »
And if he wants to lose 100 pounds, he should stop thinking about trips to McDonalds unless he can learn to eat grilled chicken or....salad!
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