Update Season VII: "The OK Corral"

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I get headaches nearly every day whether I eat or not.  So, I'm pretty sure eating has nothing to do with it

This is something you would have also known yesterday, ergo your attempt to blame it on not eating was completely BS and you knew it.

(and don't even try to say "awww but babby bushie had a headache" because you also typed this while experiencing a headache of similar strength and it seems pretty lucid)

This is what I told him. He tried to explain his eating as curing his headache but at the same time conveniently dismissed the possibility that the pill actually cured it.

His headaches are due to his high blood pressure or not being adequately hydrated, which happens when you eat a ton of sodium like Bushie tends to do in his current diet.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

You just need to decide what you want to do with your life before you spend more money or go into more debt. You clearly aren't sure CAD is what you want to do, as I expected. You just want something to do that doesn't involve having a job.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

You just need to decide what you want to do with your life before you spend more money or go into more debt. You clearly aren't sure CAD is what you want to do, as I expected. You just want something to do that doesn't involve having a job.

Negative Ghost Rider, the Computer Science major includes CAD and would likely be better than just a CAD certificate.  I haven't fully decided, yet.

So CAD is not a degree, just a certificate? And where would you get it if not at northern westerns oklahoma university?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

You don't have to have any seminary education, although that never hurts, you have to have a confirmed calling to preach the Gospel and have to be licensed by the local body. 

How does someone confirm a calling?

The Greek church forces you to go to classes and take a 4 hour test to join. Basically the non Greeks who become orthodox know more about the religion than most Greeks. Surely they have a test or something. Not just "I have a calling" with nothing more.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

This is f**king hilarious. Congrats, Bushie! Now your parents can stop funding your porn habit once and for all!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I like when Bushie gives us a glimpse behind his facade and reveals his true feelings. It's refreshing to not have to wade through all of his bulls**t all the time.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

How long until the Kenyan bubble bursts? Doesn't the country already have far more churches per capita than the US? And they are a larger percentage of Christians than in the US? It seems like the supply will soon outstrip the demand, if it is not already.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

How long until the Kenyan bubble bursts? Doesn't the country already have far more churches per capita than the US? And they are a larger percentage of Christians than in the US? It seems like the supply will soon outstrip the demand, if it is not already.

Did you miss the new possibility by way of the Peace Corps?

No, I read it. That would be good for you, but you definitely need to drop some weight before you go considering how many health problems you have at the moment. You don't want to be in a jungle somewhere and have a headache or heart attack!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

How did your sermon go?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Maybe he'll lose weight now. I bet the gym is an hour away though, so there's no chance goes.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I love how Bushie always gets "small" hamburgers every time he describes what he eats! I mean, he could've gone for the grilled chicken, but that's not our Bushie!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Obviously Bushie isn't going to weigh 200 pounds ever, so why harp on him?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Obviously Bushie isn't going to weigh 200 pounds ever, so why harp on him?

About a year from now, I hope to make a liar out of you on this.

Hey, I hope you do, but I am nearly certain I will be correct. Plus, getting into the Peace Corps isn't an easy thing to do. You don't just 'decide' one day you're going to do it when you're obese with lots of medical problems.

I do hope I am wrong about all of this, but I am batting 1.000 right now since you came home from Utah, and I don't see that changing.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

No one is telling you not to follow your dreams. The problem is, they change almost daily.

Further, no one is trying to discourage you, but you've given us no reason to believe you're serious about anything this time given your past behavior. How long have you been "trying" to lose weight? And things like rain, people visiting, your cat scratching you have gotten in the way? And you went to stuff your face at the Golden Corral tonight? Come on, pal, you can't blame us for not believing any of this!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Yes. I am very much results driven. You can talk talk talk, but if you don't deliver, it means nothing to me. It's like a company. They can say they're doing X all they want, but if they miss on the top and bottom lines during their quarterly report, no one cares about past statements.

I want to see results. Only then will I believe anything you say. Or have faith you've finally turned it around.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

What did you have for lunch?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Oh, Bushie! See, there is no need to try and limit healthy things like grilled chicken but eat two ham sandwiches that were likely made on white bread!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Why not put like 4-5 slices on two pieces of bread? I've never made a sandwich with just 1 slice of meat.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Lean meat is fine. You're only hurting yourself by having 4 slices of bread. It's like eating sugar to your body. Limit carbs. Limit carbs. I cannot stress it enough. Meat and veggies are fine. You can eat them all the time assuming the meat isn't fattening. But don't eat lots of bread or starches. Limit those, not lean meat while doubling your carb intake.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Oh, Bushie! How do you expect to drop 70 pounds if you don't want to change your diet habits/don't like anything healthy? See, you are just proving my point.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

You should stop eating so much Mexican food. Too much cheese and crap. Just FYI

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I like this weather argument. Keep it up!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

If weather is such a passion for Bushie, why didn't he study that in college? Go with that you're passionate about. He could become a Kenyan weatherman!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Since he considers himself a native Kenyan and African American, I expect it's okay for him to become their weatherman. He is, after all, a local. It's not like he's a foreigners from Oklahoma coming into the Great Lakes region or vice versa.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

According to the national news, OKC is already under a tornado warning spanning from northern Texas to Kansas City.