Official Naso's Girlfriend Discussion Thread

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Dont date anyone. Girls will just rip your heart out. Just f**k bitches and get money, man. It's the only way. Otherwise you'll be weak minded!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

You all will have to learn the hard way. Look, I've slept with white girls, asian girls, indian girls, and they're all the same. I dated a half indian girl, fell hard for her and was with her for almost 2 years. When we broke up at Christmas, I decided it wasn't worth it, for now. You're young. Don't waste your time in relationships that won't go anywhere, especially if you're 14 years old. It isn't worth it, trust me!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

You all will have to learn the hard way. Look, I've slept with white girls, asian girls, indian girls, and they're all the same. I dated a half indian girl, fell hard for her and was with her for almost 2 years. When we broke up at Christmas, I decided it wasn't worth it, for now. You're young. Don't waste your time in relationships that won't go anywhere, especially if you're 14 years old. It isn't worth it, trust me!

15*

I dunno man...I feel like this is the girl I wanna spend the rest of my life with. It's cheesy, I know...but there's just something...I feel it.

Hey man, I was in a relationship for 0 months before it ended for a bit. We got back together last July and it has been great. It's been a total of almost 15 months.

just got laid yesterday too, so it's all peachy in my life man

Me too

Wait, how does this jive with Naso's values?

Yeah I was gonna ask the same question...

No no no! You're 15! You are just a kid! You are in no way in the mental state to know who you want to spend the rest of your life with. You're just in love, your first love. It'll really suck when you break up. It sucks even when you're 23 like it. And then you start taking pills and drinking and smoking and oh my! It just goes down hill.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

My ex just contacted me after a month apart out of the blue to explain to me her whole life has collapsed since we broke up, as I actually predicted before we said our goodbyes. I don't know what happens from here but I'm being extremely cynical when I say I'm glad she's not going well!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Why are we assuming that Naso's relationship currently has an actively sexual component? Is there any particular evidence of that?

What the hell do you do with your girlfriend outside of eating dinner and listening to her complain if it isn't f**king the living s**t out of her?